About Me

GREETINGS
Hi there all you people out in computer land. If you have found my page you are either a friend, a stalker, or one of those people that searches blogs all the time. I thought I would use this small bit of space to tell you all about myself so you can feel the special privilege that comes from a complete knowledge of me, myself and I.

MY BACKGROUND
Since the age of 4 I have been a buccaneer on the pirate ship Sholanda. We be a rambunctious crew of scalawags whose sole purpose in life is to pillage the free condiments at ye olde fast food restaurants. Alas, a day be never more glorious than when we pillage a chic-fil-a for honey packets. ARGH! With my trusty parrot bobo by my side me crew will continue to pillage all ye condiments until there are no more to pillage.

FUTURE PLANS
When we have finished our pillagin and collected all the condiments I suppose I will lay down ye olde eye patch and see what kind of trouble an old pirate can get into. Possibly Memphis politics.